Monday, June 25, 2012

Petre's Guide to Befriending a Cat

I heard some of you are having some trouble dealing with a certain cat. It's not exactly a challenge getting your dick in him, but really molding him to your will does take a little work. Fortunately for you all, I happen to be an expert on the subject-- I've spent years with the boy, and if I haven't done it to him myself, I've seen someone else do just about anything to that cat and get away with it. So here's a little advice.

The trickiest thing about befriending a cat is that he doesn't really trust anyone that's been too rough with him in the past-- so obviously, I'm out of the running on that one. If you've got a fresh start with him, though, it's not too hard. As he is with everything else, that cat is a slut for petting. Pet him constantly. Talk to him about, you know, whatever. Make him think you care about his feelings, and what he likes, and what he's thinking. Keep at it, and he'll even tell you how he likes to be petted-- he just pours out his secrets if you can convince him to trust you. Once you start petting him the right way, he'll be putty in your hands.

If you haven't got a couch, get one. All it takes is 50, and he'll even suggest it himself if you just let him ramble on about anything for long enough. Once you've got a couch and you know how to pet him best, you're set to start squeezing secrets out of him, one stroke at a time. Keep asking him what he's thinking until he's willing to talk about his past. Now, this is the tricky part. He'll only tell you about his past once, and it'll be really depressing for everyone involved since he's led a pretty meaningless life, but just keep petting him and talking him through it. And while you're nodding and smiling and hugging when appropriate-- that's when he'll get REALLY attached to you. Think you're the nicest guy or girl around, all that. That's when you pause, and you ask him how he's feeling.

If you time it right, he'll just get all aglow and say you're the most special whatever or something like that. That's when you know you can collar him. Well, you know, give him a "gift" to symbolize your "friendship," but really, it's just another way of claiming him. And that's it, he's yours!

Oh, a couple other things, though. If you get him really happy and ask him what he likes, he'll fess up to loving snuggles. That's a good way to get intimate with him without him thinking you're a perv bent on getting inside him-- cause obviously, if you start with a snuggle, it couldn't possibly be with perverted intentions, right? And if you get him talking enough about what he's thinking, sooner or later he'll mention being plain old bored. That's a good time to give him a book-- that'll win you some points with him as a nice guy. You'll have to leave him alone for a while for him to actually get a chance to read it, though. You know, walk away for a bit, wash all the syrupy sweetness out of your mouth, maybe have a wank since you're obviously not gonna be having much fun anytime soon.

But yeah, that's just about all you need to do. Take my advice, and you'll be making him feel all special and cuddly happy in no time. Which is obviously the best time to start molesting him. But that's a story for next time.

Happy hunting!

16 comments:

  1. I am unsure what you mean by "if you time it right." Would you please elaborate?

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    1. Heh, I'm not sure if you're the same fellow I just clarified for in the chat, but sure. It's a matter of "popping the question," so to speak, when he's feeling most attached to you, and most vulnerable. Right about when he's running out of things to say should be best-- just remember to keep doping him up on ear scritches and such, or he'll be too depressed to pay attention.

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  2. I feel like I'm missing something obvious. I can get his life story, I can get his Happiness up to 60 and our familiarity up to 100 and get a score of over 90. I can get the couch, and let him read the book - although he never finishes. And yet I can't find an option for a collar, and when I ask about his feelings he just says "better than I would be without you here." Tepid.

    Is it that he's just not that into me?

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    1. If you've been greedy with him in the past, he might not ever let you collar him. Grabbing, groping, kissing, all that stuff, he likes it, really, but it kind of pushes you out of the friend zone and into the perv zone. *smirks* If you haven't done any of that, I'd say make sure you found out how he likes to be petted, and like I said, if you're going for the collar, there's pretty much only one time window you can fool him into going for it.

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  3. Maybe I'm just not catching the time window??? But I get his happiness up to 60, points at 90, hes finished his book several times, and the most 'grabby' thing I've done is a Rub whilst snuggling. He finishes his life story and I pet him until he is happy again but when I ask how he is feeling I just get the 'a little bored'.

    Am I missing some important step or something??

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    1. In order to collar him, you can't have taken any sexual options at all. No kissing, no feeling, no grabbing. You have to level your relationship up using only talking, petting, and hugging, that's it.

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  4. When i do the third part of his back story it keeps saying "He offers you a small smile, but you feel like you've let him down..." Is there something you need to do before starting this scene to comfort him?

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    1. No, that's just part of the exchange ^.^; Your avatar shapes to the way you play it, but it's still a limited being-- and sometimes, it won't be able to furnish the emotion and empathy needed when the time comes. And sometimes, no matter how hard we try, we screw up a little, especially when dealing with someone emotionally fragile. That's what's reflected here.

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  5. How do you get him to fuck you?

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  6. Im at 190 points and I can't open any of the Doors.. Im guessing I need 200 points but I've done everything.. ?

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    1. If you've opened them already, that probably means you've reached the end of the new content ^.^; If you mean you haven't unlocked them in the first place, you need to get a collar first.

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  7. How do you get the pink collar?

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    1. You might have better luck with his compiled guide on the forum. You might have to follow the link again after clicking through the age screen, though: http://www.lithier.com/f/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=8

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  8. How do you put on the pink collar

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