Thursday, June 28, 2012

Petre's Guide to Seducing a Cat

Sounds like my last little lesson went over pretty well with you guys, so here's some more. If you feel like putting your dick in a cat, it's pretty much as simple as bending the little slut over, but if you want him to crawl on top of you and stick it in himself? That takes a little finesse.

Now, if you're serious about seducing a cat, you have to be his type-- not just swinging a nice throat-stretcher between your legs, but you gotta have tits. The bigger, the better! If you're lucky enough to have all this equipment weighing you down, it'll make things go a lot smoother.

The first thing you should do is talk with the little perv, and ease him off his guard. Doesn't really matter what you talk about, just a little of everything-- and like I said before, keep petting him just about all the time. When you feel like being a little bolder, go ahead and feel him up. Not anything rough and grabby, just a little naughty stroking. Once he's getting all flushed and bothered, you should probably whip out the merchandise. Nothing like a little eye candy to get him in the mood, huh?

If you keep stroking him all over, sooner or later he should be willing to admit why he runs around naked all the time-- he's shy about it, but everyone knows he's really just a shameless slut. Once he admits it, though, you can start talking about naughty stuff. Get him really worked up, and make sure he's eyeballing your tits plenty. Ask him about what he likes at some point to get some tips on petting him and let him, and maybe even some talk about snuggling, and just keep getting him hot and bothered and all aglow.

Once he's nice and horny, start talking again-- ask him how he's feeling, and just let him ramble on about anything, and if you keep your hands on his junk and his nose in your cleavage, he should start making suggestions about pervy things you could do together. At this point, find somewhere to sit down with him, and all you have to do is ask and he'll come crawling to worship you.

Keep him well-stuffed in both holes and keep petting him, and as long as you haven't let your urges get the better of you and just grabbed him up or anything like that, he should start getting pretty attached to you. Be patient-- work that ass and that mouth, and keep him purring all over you, and every once in a while, ask him how he's feeling. If you've been keeping him sufficiently swollen with cream, he should start talking about how much he appreciates you and la di da, just collar him already. Something pink should be appropriate, heh.

Besides that, another reason it's good to have tits with him is that he's almost as much of a fiend for sucking on them as on cocks. And here's the interesting part-- if you let someone suck on your tits on a regular basis, sooner or later you'll just naturally start lactating. Let him work you over all day long, and gradually, you'll start making milk. Let him keep at it, and he'll have you pumping it out by the quart. Just make sure you're keeping well-nourished yourself, cause you're basically gonna be feeding that cat his three rounds every day between the girls and the fella down below. Cats and their cream, huh?

Anyway, that's how you seduce a cat. You can have him riding your rod and drinking down everything you wanna give him and he'll practically think it was all his idea. As you may have guessed, though, this isn't my personal bag, either. Stick around, and next time, we'll talk about using that cat the way he was meant to be.


Monday, June 25, 2012

Petre's Guide to Befriending a Cat

I heard some of you are having some trouble dealing with a certain cat. It's not exactly a challenge getting your dick in him, but really molding him to your will does take a little work. Fortunately for you all, I happen to be an expert on the subject-- I've spent years with the boy, and if I haven't done it to him myself, I've seen someone else do just about anything to that cat and get away with it. So here's a little advice.

The trickiest thing about befriending a cat is that he doesn't really trust anyone that's been too rough with him in the past-- so obviously, I'm out of the running on that one. If you've got a fresh start with him, though, it's not too hard. As he is with everything else, that cat is a slut for petting. Pet him constantly. Talk to him about, you know, whatever. Make him think you care about his feelings, and what he likes, and what he's thinking. Keep at it, and he'll even tell you how he likes to be petted-- he just pours out his secrets if you can convince him to trust you. Once you start petting him the right way, he'll be putty in your hands.

If you haven't got a couch, get one. All it takes is 50, and he'll even suggest it himself if you just let him ramble on about anything for long enough. Once you've got a couch and you know how to pet him best, you're set to start squeezing secrets out of him, one stroke at a time. Keep asking him what he's thinking until he's willing to talk about his past. Now, this is the tricky part. He'll only tell you about his past once, and it'll be really depressing for everyone involved since he's led a pretty meaningless life, but just keep petting him and talking him through it. And while you're nodding and smiling and hugging when appropriate-- that's when he'll get REALLY attached to you. Think you're the nicest guy or girl around, all that. That's when you pause, and you ask him how he's feeling.

If you time it right, he'll just get all aglow and say you're the most special whatever or something like that. That's when you know you can collar him. Well, you know, give him a "gift" to symbolize your "friendship," but really, it's just another way of claiming him. And that's it, he's yours!

Oh, a couple other things, though. If you get him really happy and ask him what he likes, he'll fess up to loving snuggles. That's a good way to get intimate with him without him thinking you're a perv bent on getting inside him-- cause obviously, if you start with a snuggle, it couldn't possibly be with perverted intentions, right? And if you get him talking enough about what he's thinking, sooner or later he'll mention being plain old bored. That's a good time to give him a book-- that'll win you some points with him as a nice guy. You'll have to leave him alone for a while for him to actually get a chance to read it, though. You know, walk away for a bit, wash all the syrupy sweetness out of your mouth, maybe have a wank since you're obviously not gonna be having much fun anytime soon.

But yeah, that's just about all you need to do. Take my advice, and you'll be making him feel all special and cuddly happy in no time. Which is obviously the best time to start molesting him. But that's a story for next time.

Happy hunting!

Saturday, June 23, 2012

v0.05 is Live!

At long last, v0.05 is available for download. It's been a while since I've updated, and I don't doubt some folks suspected the game was dead, but I've been chugging along, albeit slowly at times ^.^;

When I released v0.04, I said that I was about 90% through the original design specs, so it's a little disappointing for me myself to say that I'm only at about 95% right now. The original design for the game required a great deal of framework and structure to be laid down before I could actually generate content-- I was working on this game for quite a while before I even released v0.01. So as far as the original design specs, I have only added a few more actual, textual scenes, because I've been spending more of my design time on refining the game.

My original design was something of a mess of different options that fell into your lap at a few clicks. [Grab] in particular basically poured everything out as soon as you got into it. But I've gone through and re-structured the game a little in preparation for a slightly more linear gameplay option-- specifically, challenges.

I noticed early on that my players took the game as a challenge-- besides the basic smutty material readily available, a lot of the game is locked away, and it takes patience and exploration to find every last piece of the game. With this update, I'm encouraging this mindset with a more structured, slightly more difficult layout and a new feature: Achievements.

Achievements are both an integral part of the game,  many rewarding you with points for completing them, and a guide to how much you have yet to discover-- for the sake of the challenge, or just to make sure you haven't missed something a little harder to find. Many of the achievements are quite challenging to acquire, but I have confirmed myself that it is fully possible to complete all of them, and on one playthrough, if you attempt it in the correct order. I should note, however, that they will not all be attainable for everyone-- Lith does have a "type," after all...

In the next version, I intend to add a few real challenge achievements-- they almost made the cut for this version, but a few scenes are still missing. For now, you're welcome to try for the maximum score, find every scene available in the game, and complete every available achievement-- all three are Player Achievements that will carry on in your file to future games!

Saturday, June 16, 2012


Well! I thought it was about time I made a proper little home for this game :3 There's not a whole lot here right now, but I'm planning on using this as my primary check in point for progress with the game, including regular updates on progress and estimates on when the next version is coming out. If you want to give feedback on the game, ask questions, or make suggestions, this is the place! ^.^ So bookmark me, and come back now and then to see what's going on :3 A couple different forms of subscriptions are also available on the right, if that's your bag.